Joke of the day!

Joke of the day...please do not laugh alone

*The discussion of two ghosts*:

*1st ghost:* Hey
*2nd ghost:* Hey
*1st ghost:* How did U die??
*2nd ghost:* I was mistakenly locked up in a refrigerator. At first, I was chilling, then, I started freezing & then, I couldn't breathe again... I died of suffocation.
*1st ghost:* Wow... what a sad way to die.
*2nd ghost:* Yeah. How did U die?
*1st ghost:* I died of heart attack.
*2nd ghost:* What happened?
*1st ghost:* My wife cheated on me. I came back home & saw a man's pair of shoes. Then, I rushed to the bedroom & met only my wife there. I knew a man came & the man was stil in the house b'cos my wife was undressed & scared. So, I started running & searching the whole house. I searched the kid's room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe & dinning.
I was very tired of running, so I got a heart attack.
*2nd ghost:* IDIOT!!! Why didnt U check the refrigerator? The bastard was hiding in the refrigerator! Assuming U checked the refrigerator, by now, we both ould've been alive

Joke of the day! Joke of the day! Reviewed by Morenikeji on 3/09/2017 08:45:00 am Rating: 5

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